05-08-2002, 07:43 PM
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... "What?" ...
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05-08-2002, 10:23 PM
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the doctor slapped his forehead and yelled, "Aiyaa! How can I cure your head when you're being so loud?!"
The dragon meekly sat quietly until the doctor brewed a potion. He brandished it and chanted, "... |
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05-08-2002, 10:52 PM
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o chicken o chicken come back to thee, and then
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05-09-2002, 05:45 PM
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a demonic chicken appeared from the flames of hades eminating from the floor for a brief time. The chicken then proceeded to...
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05-09-2002, 11:12 PM
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cluck madly, which worsened the dragon's head. The doctor, seeing his mistake, uttered the counterspell, "...
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05-10-2002, 10:59 AM
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... "KFC" ...
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05-10-2002, 12:13 PM
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...which caused Colonel Sanders to appear in a puff of greasy black smoke. Taking only a moment to assess the situation, the Colonel lunged for the chicken...
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05-10-2002, 12:31 PM
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...magically ripping out its bones and turning them into toothpicks, and frying up the chicken...
---- Eloquai: I'll tell you what would even out bone darts.. if it took one corpse per casting Melopene: how so? Eloquai: Because think about it. What sense does it make that you can conjure a material thing from thin air? Especially BONES. Eloquai: Where the #### plane do you draw bones from? Melopene: hehe Melopene: now that would rock Melopene: and it would make it reasonable Eloquai: Yea Eloquai: It makes sense. Corpse = has bones in it Eloquai: Bones = naturally sharp Eloquai: Rip bones out, hurl./ Eloquai: Then I could make fun of necromancers. They'd be good for KFC. Eloquai: "would you like your chicken boneless sir?" |
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05-10-2002, 04:07 PM
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and coating it with liquid aspirin for the dragon. The dragon...
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05-10-2002, 04:10 PM
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ate it,and magically both was healed and forgot the chickens forever ! whee ! A miracle ! So he thanked Dr.Kvirk and...
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05-10-2002, 08:01 PM
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flew away into the sky where he was then shot down by a(n)...
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05-10-2002, 10:42 PM
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fluffy cloud of !!!DEATH!!! This hurt, but didn't cause any serious damage to the dragon, and he promptly...
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05-13-2002, 07:02 PM
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blew gaseous flames from his buttoxial area which evaported the cloud of !!!DEATH!!! Afterwards...
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05-13-2002, 08:04 PM
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the dragon realized the fluffly cloud of !!!DEATH!!! was the thing that held the entire universe together; and he just destroyed it. Without it, and without making some sort of substitute in its place, the universe would be destroyed in 5135791637 G10rG0X years! (24 Earth hours!)
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05-13-2002, 10:11 PM
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but! this was the chickens master plan and they finaly got the dragon to create it through there shady covert operation so...
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05-14-2002, 12:14 AM
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their plan succeeded, but everyone died because some guy down the street named Bob sabatoged it.
In a different (paralell) universe, the dragon never actually killed the fluffly cloud of !!!DEATH!!!, so in turn... |
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05-14-2002, 12:27 AM
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it collapsed the whole multiverse.
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05-14-2002, 04:33 AM
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This caused something of a commotion with its inhabitants, so they went on strike, campaigning for a Better Multiverse. They made mugs and t-shirts and flyers and promoted their cause with zeal. All was going well until...
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05-14-2002, 12:54 PM
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everyone but the Japanese burst into flames for no appearaent reason!
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05-14-2002, 06:49 PM
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Fortunatly the Japenese were nice guys so they gave a world-wide announcment. "STOP!, DROP!, and...
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