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![]() I read a list put together from a game I used to play and it was hilarious! Some of my favorites:
"Let me lead! I know this area completely!" (Next message: You have fallen into a seething black pit. You are instantly bitten to death by a squirming mass of pit vipers! ) "Wonder what this button does.." "Better scan!" "Nah, I've been here before. Nothing dangerous here." Post funny Last Words quotes from your own experience! |
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Hang on lads...I've got a brilliant idea.
Invis demons? There is no such thing as invis demons! Oh come on, its only a little gnome. What do you mean you forgot the torch??? Don't worry, we can run through before he attacks. Remember, please use stunmode. (when sparring) |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Don't worry Sarge, we're good riders *moments before plummetting off a large cliff*
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![]() Goblin: Okay, here's the deal, I'll kill one of you. You two get to decide who.
Noble (elf): Please. As elves we could never possibly make such a decision about our kind. Elves don't work that way. NobleII (elf): **** her!! Let me go! Kill her! *Two dead nobles result* *paraphrased, of course* |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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It's just a small dragon...
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brisbane Australia
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"Does anyone know the cure for the poison from the little halfling darts?"
"Of course I trust him, he's an -elf-." "Sure, half-giants are big, but he'd have to hit me to kill me!" "Never call a dwarf tiny, half-breed (to a mul)." "That is one -big- lizard." "That is one -big- bird." "It's only a little jozhal." "Did anyone else just see the sand move?" "A sharp dart flies in from the west. An arrow flies in from the west. The feral halfling flies in from the west." "Don't worry, gith aren't that smart." "You skin that one, I'll hold this one off." "Do you think we should be climbing this high?" "Uhh, Sarge... is it true that you can fall over the Wall?" And of course, a personal favorite: "I don't see why you're so high and mighty, just because you're a templar!" |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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"I don't need to see where I'm going. I remember the way."
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![]() You ask, 'Ok, who decided to go into the black cauldron?'
You hear somebody's death cry. You say, 'Dinner is on.' |
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Brighton, England
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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![]() To recap some of mine (may not be verbatim, but the essence is there):
"Mother, I am sorry. I didn't mean to die." "Threacherous bastards." "I will see you suffer in Balgashang!" "I have to flee..." "What a woman!" |
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Join Date: May 2002
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Join Date: May 2002
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(Not the words of the deceased, fyi)
"I don't want any trouble..." - said to a bounty hunter, by a bounty. |
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