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11-15-2002, 06:41 AM

Don't honk; I'm reloading my crossbow.

thelenian · 11-15-2002, 09:40 AM

It has to be said...

Do you wanna see my longsword?

Orion Elder · 11-15-2002, 12:15 PM

CSmith_Fan · 11-17-2002, 04:38 PM

Maelgrim · 11-18-2002, 12:29 AM

I am the proud parent of an archmage...

Honk if you're tall, handsome, and the son of a major deity...

I survived the eighth level of the abyss and all I got was this lousy sticker...

Support honest justicars...

Don't laugh, It could be your familiar in here...

My girlfriend's a vampire...

Souls, Blood, or Sex... Nobody rides for free...

Wenlin · 11-18-2002, 04:04 AM

CAUTION: Never Drive Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly

Here Dragon, Dragon!

Life is a Witch and then you Fly

My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God

My Other Car Is A Broom

Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper

Why Get Real? Plastic is Cheaper & comes in prettier colors

Do Not Enter Dragons Only

Warning Invisible Dragon in Back Seat

It's A Druid Thing

Love Your Enemies. It really gets them confused.

Dragon Parking Only

My Parents Taught Me to Fight for Justice

Necrophilia Is Dead

Eagleon · 11-18-2002, 02:21 PM

Rytorth · 11-18-2002, 04:55 PM

*Pasted on the back of a pony*My other horse is a unicorn

Santrilla · 01-13-2003, 05:59 PM

Santrilla · 01-16-2003, 12:59 PM

Save a horse. Ride a Nazgul.

Adelai · 01-16-2003, 01:08 PM

Love me, love my hyppogriff

Chlorinate the gene pool – kill a human. :-)

(For dragons) If you can read this, you’re in my dump zone

Xerihae · 01-17-2003, 10:45 AM

Arcos · 01-18-2003, 07:06 PM

Actually spotted: "My other char is an imm"

01-18-2003, 11:52 PM

(posted ontop of the saddle of a mount)

"If you can read this, the bastard fell of."

LikitaRenn · 01-22-2003, 12:33 PM

01-22-2003, 06:07 PM

Ahem

The B2 bomber's text should clearly read:

"If you can see this ... You know that another 2 billion USD has been spent on a single warplane. How many public schools, hospitals or infrastructure improvements could have been bought for THAT ammount of money?"

OnyxFlame · 01-22-2003, 07:49 PM

(on a dragon)
Lead, follow, or...oh ####, who am I kidding? You're all toast anyway.

(a couple in-jokes)
Kiss my gfb!
Firebolts don't kill people, Daring kills people.

(on a mage's mount)
Suck my fireballs!

I defeated the Dragon King and all I got is this 3rd degree burn over 90% of my body!

(another one for a dragon)
I've got heartburn and I'm not afraid to use it!

My sword's bigger than your sword.

(on a horse about to be eaten by a dragon)
Do you want fries with that?

Serpentia · 01-23-2003, 12:26 AM

Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

Dragons are hot lovers.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?

It's a druid thing.

Druids go home, your forests need you.

Remember, pillage first... then burn!

Well, this day was a total waste of mana!

Your village called... their idiot is missing.

(Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish)

Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction
from Adventures Unlimited.

Soki · 01-23-2003, 10:13 PM

The way to a man's heart is between his third and fourth ribs.

Dragon meat DOES taste like chicken.

My God ate your God for lunch.

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11-15-2002, 02:26 AM	#1
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203

11-15-2002, 06:41 AM	#2
Ingham Posts: n/a	Don't honk; I'm reloading my crossbow.

11-15-2002, 09:40 AM	#3
thelenian Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 122	It has to be said... Do you wanna see my longsword?

11-15-2002, 12:15 PM	#4
Orion Elder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 346

11-17-2002, 04:38 PM	#5
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90

11-18-2002, 12:29 AM	#6
Maelgrim Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Western Australia Posts: 35	I am the proud parent of an archmage... Honk if you're tall, handsome, and the son of a major deity... I survived the eighth level of the abyss and all I got was this lousy sticker... Support honest justicars... Don't laugh, It could be your familiar in here... My girlfriend's a vampire... Souls, Blood, or Sex... Nobody rides for free...

11-18-2002, 04:04 AM	#7
Wenlin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TopMudSites Posts: 315	CAUTION: Never Drive Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly Here Dragon, Dragon! Life is a Witch and then you Fly My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God My Other Car Is A Broom Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper Why Get Real? Plastic is Cheaper & comes in prettier colors Do Not Enter Dragons Only Warning Invisible Dragon in Back Seat It's A Druid Thing Love Your Enemies. It really gets them confused. Dragon Parking Only My Parents Taught Me to Fight for Justice Necrophilia Is Dead

11-18-2002, 02:21 PM	#8
Eagleon Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 147

11-18-2002, 04:55 PM	#9
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364	Pasted on the back of a ponyMy other horse is a unicorn

01-13-2003, 05:59 PM	#10
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387

01-17-2003, 10:45 AM	#13
Xerihae Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Name: Chris Location: Wolverhampton, UK Posts: 358

01-16-2003, 12:59 PM	#11
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	Save a horse. Ride a Nazgul.

01-16-2003, 01:08 PM	#12
Adelai New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York (state, not city) Posts: 17	Love me, love my hyppogriff Chlorinate the gene pool – kill a human. :-) (For dragons) If you can read this, you’re in my dump zone

01-18-2003, 07:06 PM	#14
Arcos New Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 18	Actually spotted: "My other char is an imm"

01-18-2003, 11:52 PM	#15
Ingham Posts: n/a	(posted ontop of the saddle of a mount) "If you can read this, the bastard fell of."

01-22-2003, 12:33 PM	#16
LikitaRenn Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: portland, oregon, usa Posts: 138

01-22-2003, 06:07 PM	#17
Ingham Posts: n/a	Ahem The B2 bomber's text should clearly read: "If you can see this ... You know that another 2 billion USD has been spent on a single warplane. How many public schools, hospitals or infrastructure improvements could have been bought for THAT ammount of money?"

01-22-2003, 07:49 PM	#18
OnyxFlame Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 153	(on a dragon) Lead, follow, or...oh ####, who am I kidding? You're all toast anyway. (a couple in-jokes) Kiss my gfb! Firebolts don't kill people, Daring kills people. (on a mage's mount) Suck my fireballs! I defeated the Dragon King and all I got is this 3rd degree burn over 90% of my body! (another one for a dragon) I've got heartburn and I'm not afraid to use it! My sword's bigger than your sword. (on a horse about to be eaten by a dragon) Do you want fries with that?

01-23-2003, 12:26 AM	#19
Serpentia New Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10	Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. Dragons are hot lovers. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures. If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat? It's a druid thing. Druids go home, your forests need you. Remember, pillage first... then burn! Well, this day was a total waste of mana! Your village called... their idiot is missing. (Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish) Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction from Adventures Unlimited.

01-23-2003, 10:13 PM	#20
Soki Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 37	The way to a man's heart is between his third and fourth ribs. Dragon meat DOES taste like chicken. My God ate your God for lunch.

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