[jcp80212]

These are coding bugs that we have pulled from our game but they were to damn funny to not share with the world so please enjoy them.

[jcp80212]

l mule
You see a grey pack mule with strong legs.
It is wearing a crude cloth helmet.
You laugh.
Laseris says to you, "Bet that ox and mule are loaded down."
You say, "what the hell."
Your neck slowly oozes blood.
You exclaim, "The mule is wearing a helmet!!!"
Laseris looks at a caravan mule.
You say, "hahahahaha."
caravan manager walks away to a dusty road followed by a large group.
You follow caravan manager away to a dusty road.
You arrive at a dusty road.
You see a dusty road to the South, a dusty road to the Northeast.
You see caravan manager standing here, a caravan mule standing here, a caravan ox standing here.
Laseris chuckles.
Laseris says to you, "Thats random."
Nicarus falls over laughing.

[jcp80212]

You vomit all over.
| HP: 2930/136 | Fatigue: 100% | Mana: 4315% |
Laseris chuckles at you.
Laseris cackles.
| HP: 2930/136 | Fatigue: 100% | Mana: 4315% |
You say, "Aw."
You remove a pumpkin head mask.
You cackle.
You sigh.
Laseris chuckles.
Nicarus cleans some vomit off his mask.
Laseris stumbles.
Laseris says to you, "Told to you should take it off."
You say to Laseris, "Yeah..."
An energetic tan dog, missing an ear pants heavily.
| HP: 2930/136 | Fatigue: 100% | Mana: 4315% |
Nicarus frowns.
Laseris looks at an energetic tan dog, missing an ear.
You shift your eyes back and forth suspiciously.
Laseris says, "its will clean."
You say, "Damn ale."