[Dionae]

[Dwenn]: emote rubs his nipples in a way that makes you hot and bothered.
Karazuran exclaims, 'BUM RAPE!'
[Dwenn]: quickly
Karazuran twitches nervously.
A drunk bum rubs his nipples in a way that makes you hot and bothered.
[Dionae]: Bum rape, hehe
Karazuran says, 'yipe'
Karazuran exclaims, 'run away run away!'
Karazuran leaves south.
A drunk bum falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
[Dwenn]: I'd say 10...that was good clean fun
Desdra says, 'that was fun.'
[Dwenn]: well maybe not clean

global> Hey kiddos, the Triple D's RP Cross Country Search Contest Thingy is coming to an rp session near you.
Saralysa gossips '.. u just lost me on that one...'
global> You never know when, where or for how long but...
Desdra snickers softly.
global> RP points shall be awarded for favorable roleplay found...
Keit gossips 'Is it triple d as in cup size?'
Desdra says, 'Never know where we will pop up.. '
You giggle.
Desdra falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
global> That is the perfect example of unfavorable RP, Keit's earned himself a smiting!
You say, 'It's only triple d if Dwenn grows boobs :)'
Desdra snickers softly.

Keit gossips 'KILL THE EVIL WINGED SQUIRRELS! THE FUZZY ONES SHALL DIE'

Sydney gossips 'Dionae smells'
You gossip 'Like fresh roses.'
>goto sydney
Breym says oocly, 'If you taunt them, they will come.'
Sydney brings you down in a playful tackle!
You snicker softly.

Morkala tells you 'well, m'lady, is there anything else a mortal could help with, perhaps some noble trek with a noble ending?'
You tell Morkala 'Hmm...'
You tell Morkala 'Well, I'm not sure how appealing noble treks seem...'
Morkala tells you 'better then sitting on one's noble arse near a fountain'

Keit question 'is it just me or is harek a little...... scantily clad for a guard? he only has a lantern and an axe'

Bedwyr question 'If you are married can you and your wife combine rp to get a cottage?'
Una question 'if I have three husbands and two concubines can we combine rp for a cottage?'
Chade answers 'why would you want to? if there is a divorce then it's all hers'
You answer 'I don't think you can combine rpp, but you can share the cottage if you want..'
[Dionae]: hehe
Mandrake answers 'And use RPP to buy a king size loft.'

[Chade]: who's the one thats on the most and has a good head on their shoulders?
[Boon]: me
[Chade]: no I said a good head
[Chade]: :P
[Dionae]: hehe

global> Boon sneaks up on Una and Pours a bucket of ice down the back of her shirt.
global> Una reminds boon thats he's dumb and she's naked.
Keit gossips 'UNA IS NAKEY HOW DO YOU PUT STUFF DOWN HER SHIRT???'
Azhure gossips 'anyone know where the punch is.. I know where the ice is'
Angelle gossips 'she's nakey :P'
Storms gossips 'of course she is nekkid, she took her shirt off cuz it was wet!'
Caedon gossips 'I think that is what she was getting at Keit...'
global> Boon sneaks up on Una slams a shirt over her head and pours a bucket of ice down the back of her shirt.

[Galdorf]: I wish this was a pk mandatory mud sometimes
[Galdorf]: Like, now for instance
[Galdorf]: I would slay everyone that said nakey
[Dionae]: hehe
[Galdorf]: or lurve
[Galdorf]: Saying lurve would equal death
[Galdorf]: It's unnerving
[Galdorf]: Man, everyone would die in my imaginary world
[Galdorf]: I'd probably end up killing myself out of sheer boredom

[Galdorf]: My talking is in hopes that maybe you'll throw a quest to shut me up
[Chade]: nah just nochan him
[Chade]: that works
[Una]: I was thinking..
[Galdorf]: Hey, I don't like that solution

Nash question 'what are blue leaves?'
global> The drake lord says : eat it and find out
Nash gossips 'Okay....... I am trusting you boon...'
global> The drake lord says : you really shouldn't
global> The drake lord says : I'm hazardous to your health
global> The drake lord says : just ask timbo
Timbo gossips 'Boon, I'm hazardous to MY health.'

[Una]: I wear nothing but hula skirts and coconuts

Trystram tells you 'i think you should auction your self'
You tell Trystram 'hehe'
Trystram tells you 'i'll bid 2 silver =)'
Trystram tells you 'wouldn't it be cool if i go and bid on everyone'
You tell Trystram 'It will look like you need a woman badly :)'
Trystram tells you 'big pimpin =)'
You tell Trystram 'hehe, I thought that was Vesper?'
Trystram tells you 'well hes away'

[Tinarith]: have splitrock discovered the secret of asexual reproduction and not told anyone?
[Daehron]: it's not a secret...heh
[Dionae]: Yes, they learned it from Laul
[Tinarith]: or are y'all just inbred...
[Aequitas]: Dionae that was a good one...
[Tinarith]: cuz i KNOW you didn't find that many girls you could get THAT drunk......
Tinarith giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
[Dionae]: hehehe
[Daehron]: die tina
[Tinarith]: pffffffft......leave me alone or ill bite your ankles

[Daehron]: so..why do I have all these racial skills if I'm not special enough to use them?
[Daehron]: Your gore *** DEVASTATES *** an eerie spectre!
[Daehron]: may wanna make it so gore is restricted by race...I don't have horns.
[Dionae]: You can use your second head

[Moeve]: I cannot spell

[Someone]: ok I had an epiphany about what to give knights for beckon
[Someone]: Moeve will kill me, but I think it will be cool
[Dwenn]: hemmorhoids
[Someone]: start off with small things like trained war dogs
[Rheul]: hehe
[Someone]: but move up to people
[Dwenn]: so they can't sit on their horses

Kye answers 'Fight the Power Ancients, your years of newbie pack oppression is over '

[Dwenn]: I hate children
[Dwenn]: there sticky and often smell
[Chade]: but they are great for picking up chicks
[Dionae]: I like puppies better..

[Dwenn]: Rheul you're starting to sound like Stalin

[Dwenn]: Lo and the smack doth cometh down from up on high.

[Boon]: if all else fails just launch your self out of the catapult a few times

[Trystram]: i mock all of you
[Boon]: I'm gonna mock you with my ladder gaurdian mace

Keit gossips 'You never suspect the firefly eating fearie and the evil horn hunter to be in the weird romeo and juliet relationship O.o'

Keit says oocly, 'I thought you were an elf boon'
Boon says oocly, 'no I'm a boon'
Boon says oocly, 'I thought I clarified that'
Boon says oocly, 'it would just look silly if it said Boon Draigon a boon with grey hair and grey eyes, is here.'

Azhure looks at you.
Keit looks at you.
Boon looks at you.
Keit yells 'LOOK AT DIONAE PARTY'
You giggle.

Karyn says, 'I think there are too many special people in one place between Myself, Dionae, boon. The atmosphere is way to charged with speciality.'
Karyn grins playfully.

Morkala answers 'Sarion has 1 TNL, thats right, 1 !!!'
Sarion question 'amazing isnt it?'
global> The drake lord says : kill him quickly

global> The drake lord says : Lephi Choco is a pumpkin
Lephi answers 'and I shall smash him like the pumpkin he is!'
global> The drake lord says : actually I think he's a pie right now but I'm not sure

Keit quotes 'The dismount command has been changed slighlty. < don't you love moeve's descriptive notes?'
You answer 'Now, when you dismount, you will fall on your behind.'

Wenlin tells you 'is the spell 'up' redeemable?'
You tell Wenlin 'um.. no'
Wenlin tells you 'why not? You can't cast up on all of us?'
global> Dionae glows slightly and intones the word 'Up'.
Wenlin tells you '*applaud*'

Ferigon question 'vial'
Keit answers 'yes........ vial'
Boon answers 'no rock'

[Someone]: ok, need shower. I log in from work. be goof.
[Tinarith]: goof? we can all handle goof :P

Terloch gossips 'I need a guinea pig'
Terloch gossips 'who wants to help?'
Haldon gossips 'sure'
Rjakegel yells 'oh me!'
Rjakegel yells 'oh me!'
Rjakegel yells 'oh me!'
Mikla gossips 'Sure!'
Mahin yells 'ill help'
Mahin yells 'i wanna be a guide'
You gossip 'You guys sure are eager to be guinea pigs.. you don't know what you're getting into...'
Mikla gossips 'I saved first. *grin*'

Doubles are on, I'm off to make lunch and feed the moose
[Terloch]: bbl from work
Rjakegel gossips 'Thanks!'
Angston gossips 'You have a moose?'

Shados slaps Banar lightly with a glove. 'I challenge you to a duel!'

You clone a thick mane.
Dieb says, 'Dionae, ill trade you my soul for that mane'
You ponder the question.
Dieb says, 'i dont want my soul'
Dieb snickers softly.
You say, 'Well...'
You say, 'I am running short on souls...'
You give a thick mane to Dieb.
Dieb clasps a thick mane around his neck.
Dieb throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!

Dauthi yells 'Anyone wanna help me rob the bank.'
Dauthi yells 'lol'
Pareza yells 'Nothing like being stealthy when you rob the bank'

Wenlin says oocly, 'I have PIERCING silver eyes, that means I attack with them, and their denoun is pierce'

Genki says oocly, 'What are you plotting?'
You say oocly, 'Boon is plotting :)'
Genki says oocly, 'Boon is always plotting...'

[Vesper]: There is a problem with lying to/playing with/charming/kissing everybody's ass. Being a sneaky, conniving bastard leaves you nobody to kill when they all like you.
[Vesper]: *mutter*

Conner question 'Is there an announcement, or anything about that?'
Terloch answers 'what, the random crash?'
We had a random crash, there's your announcement...sorry we didn't plan it and write a note, teehee
Conner answers 'Ok, good enough for me.'

Sabelle question 'i disconnected and when i reconnected, my pet was gone..'
Kuema answers 'happens to the best of us'
Nash answers 'I'll be your pet, join my group please?'
Tinarith answers 'might i suggest a leash next time......'

Cromax yells 'You ancients are so mean and unfair! :)'
[Dionae]: Quick, change your title to 'mean and unfair'
[Tinarith]: *giggle*

*[96] Tinarith is mean and unfair

[Marius]: Hey Vesper
[Vesper]: *gives a big ol' welcome*
[Marius]: Thanks, brb
--> Marius rejoins the real world. [room 25138: The Grotto]
[Tinarith]: *rofl* see what you did???
[Tilal]: great.. vesper.. chasing off our new house leader..
[Vesper]: damn, I'm good
[Dionae]: hehe
[Tilal]: that's a new record!
[Vesper]: My very presence strikes fear into the hearts of text-based men

[Dwenn]: Well, notes are done and its been fun, this dwarf has sent his mort to run. The time for roleplay has begun!
[Dwenn]: muhahaha
--> Dwenn rejoins the real world. [room 9477: A Open Spot]

[Galdorf]: I'm a woman
[Laran]: :)
[Galdorf]: Vesper, care to be charmed by my feminine wiles?
[Marius]: Grats?
[Vesper]: You mean you haven't always been a woman?
[Vesper]: hehe

Diomare says, 'thehn i'Ll taannnk Frommm naow aonn'
You nod.
Silma says, 'o.o'
Diomare says, 'iimmmm druhnnK though'
You snicker softly.
Diomare says, 'jusSzzssst PaoiNt mME iNn theh riIght dIREzjtiaonnn....i'll Keep us ssaffe'
You grin playfully.

Diomare says oocly, 'im not drunk in osay, cool'
Diomare says, 'dRUhuhhuhnk'
Diomare says oocly, 'not drunk'
Diomare says, 'dRUhnk'
Diomare says oocly, 'not drunk'

Khalil says, 'I wonder what else changes my sex. . .'
Khalil chuckles politely.
Khalil slips a pair of simple brown pants onto its legs.
Laran looks at Khalil.
Agreli question 'Can i have my genitals back, something made me an it'
Neville says, '...'
Daran answers 'Nah'
Khalil says, '.....'
Sarla answers 'haha'

Laran tells the group 'there is only one actual it in the game.'
Agreli tells the group 'yes marthalamew'
Agreli tells the group 'hehehe'
Laran tells the group 'yeah...the anncients didnt know if he was a boy or a girl, so terl set him to it'
Neville tells the group '...why didn't they know?'
Laran tells the group '*shrugs* they get confused sometimes'

Commandant Agreli tells the house 'Damn i need to find a date!'
Brigadier Karyn tells the house 'haha, sorry, I am taken agreli.'
Khalil throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!
Commandant Agreli tells the house 'Will you go to the ball with me Captain?'
Brigadier Karyn tells the house 'Go with laran'
Captain Laran tells the house 'no'
Brigadier Karyn tells the house '*grin*'
Commandant Agreli tells the house 'hehehe'
Captain Laran tells the house 'I already have a date'
Commandant Agreli tells the house 'damn all the sexy ladies have dates!'
Commandant Agreli tells the house 'Khalil your a woman'
Brigadier Karyn tells the house 'Try adonia'
Commandant Agreli tells the house 'wanna go with me?'

Agreli asks, 'can i have my manhood back too?'
Agreli says, 'a pair of pants stole it'
Tinarith giggles.
Neville stops using a pair of simple brown pants.
Neville exclaims, '..Me too!'
Agreli chuckles politely.
Tinarith says, 'don't look at me, i sure don't have it'
Khalil slips a pair of simple brown pants onto its legs.
Tinarith grins playfully.
Khalil throws back her head and cackles with insane glee!

Valden gossips 'great, now im hungry, thirsty, and lost with a big mean animal running around'
Leowyn answers 'just think of the fun adventure you are having to tell someday to your kids if you get out alive :)'

Xv CIoud: You grapple a baby namarrgon, and crush the air from its lungs!
Xv CIoud: =D
Resplendent Posy: Noo!

Enlin says, 'She said you where her master.'
Enlin shrugs helplessly.
Desparin says, 'I taught her how to read.'
Desparin says, 'Necromanctic theorem that is.'
Desparin says, 'Not that I'm a necromancer.'
Desparin says, 'No no no.'
Desparin says, 'I'm a fisherman.'
You ask Desparin, 'Weren't you just a farmer?'
Desparin says, 'I farm shrimp.'

You say, 'You see, this is why I don't spend time in Stonegate much...'
You snicker softly.
Someone asks you, 'and what might that be, exactly?'
You say, 'It is a silly place.'

[Moeve]: can you please all do score and give me your weight/item line please
[Tinarith]: Items: 88/1000 Weight: 173546/1000000
[Dionae]: Items: 553/1000 Weight: 365176/1000000
[Moeve]: does the weight bother anyone
[Moeve]: ok I got to say it
[Terloch]: Items: 648/1000 Weight: 5958/1000000
[Moeve]: ok point one
[Moeve]: each object takes space
[Moeve]: the code must loop through all the objects
[Moeve]: that is all every minute
[Moeve]: why are imms goins around with stuff
[Terloch]: because I'm a horrid packrat and a lot of this stuff is OLD that I want to keep
[Someone]: restrings
[Moeve]: that takes even more space!
[Tinarith]: i hate stuff
[Tinarith]: clean house nonstop cuz im an anally retentive obssessive compulsive kinda person :)
[Moeve]: I will shortly add new code
[Terloch]: don't add in code to clean my bag out!
[Terloch]: nooooooo

You drop sweet, fluffy death.
sweet, fluffy death dissolves into smoke.

Sojun question 'how would I get to Stonegate from "Brelchtin Grasslands"?'
Galdorf answers 'Tap your heels together...'

Saira question 'what are those hostile tags?'
Nash answers 'they are killing little children >)'
You answer 'Hostile means that they are pkilling at the moment'
Saira answers 'NO!!!! That's bad! Killing children ba.... oh, well as long as they are killing one another its fine.'