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Aethal intones solemnly, ' I say what I think I say, when I think I have something to say...More I can not say
Fyjit blinks innocently at Aethal.
Fyjit says to Aethal, 'for once, you have confused me.'
You ask, 'Only once?'
You grin playfully.
Ezahdimusz tells you 'ack! psychotic pixies!'
[Moeve]: btw how are you?
[Aequitas]: I'm good thanx, on holidays waiting for surgery, how about yourself?
[Moeve]: your lung is collapsed and you are good?
[Aequitas]: Percoset, does wonders
*[99] Chade umm tings he forgot his brain somewhere.
-[81] Dorrin Vorash, the K in KABOOM, the Ooo in WHoooooooosH!
[Galdorf]: heh
[Vesper]: GALDORF!!!!!!!!
[Galdorf]: Yeah?
[Vesper]: nothin...just like the name "Galdorf" in pink caps.
[Galdorf]: Who doesn't?
[Vesper]: lol
[Someone]: too bad I took out blinking from the color code
[Galdorf]: lol
[Galdorf]: That'd be insane
[Someone]: we could have DAEHRON KILLED GALDORF in blinking pink caps
[Vesper]: I want to restring my weapons so they say, "stale french bread"
Dorrin quotes 'You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.'
Someone gossips 'ok, one more copyover...'
Dorrin answers 'Approved.'
Someone gossips 'if it doesn't work this time, I won't do another...'
Someone has restored you.
Clouds of multi-colored smoke billow out over the landscape covering everything...
%%% Disconnected from server.
[Chade]: I guess it didn't work...:P
[Dionae]: hehe
Someone gossips 'I shall now not attempt to be funny...no more copyovers, or crashes...'
Dorrin answers 'kaboom'
Martith answers 'that was... interesting'
Nash gossips 'that hurt... I take it it didnt work?'
Dorrin answers 'what was trying to be done? :D'
Someone gossips 'no, it didn't work'
[Rhoran]: hehehe didnt go as planned?
Someone gossips 'I was trying to get blinking bold magenta text so I could more properly mock Galdorf'
[Vesper]: Cerridwen...
[Vesper]: Ditch Rhoran. Marry me.
[Cerridwen]: heh
[Cerridwen]: last time i checked i was marrying Mercatox :p
[Vesper]: *looks around for Laran*
[Dionae]: lol
[Cerridwen]: im tellin!
[Vesper]: Oh, well, whatever his name is
[Cerridwen]: you just want me for chortie
[Vesper]: I think it's the other way around.
[Vesper]: You want me for half my stuff
[Cerridwen]: that and the fact that i have killer legs
[Cerridwen]: *wink wink*
[Vesper]: hmmmm
[Vesper]: Yea, well, I have killer...
[Vesper]: ...eyebrows.
[Vesper]: Nice retort, Rich...nice..
[Vesper]: blah
[Vesper]: back to my tea
[Cerridwen]: its true...i was walking and suddenly my legs started running and trying to kick this random person walking by
[Vesper]: this stuff is awesome, by the way, and I highly suggest it..
[Vesper]: "Black Raven Tea"
[Cerridwen]: if it isnt Chai i dont want it :p
[Vesper]: you just wanted to randomly kick someone?
[Cerridwen]: what did you get ****y at your flock of birds and have them ground into tea?
[Vesper]: no, no...this stuff is amazing
[Vesper]: tho
[Vesper]: that's a good idea
[Dionae]: hehe
[Cerridwen]: no it wasnt me i swear...my legs...are killers...damn things
[Vesper]: you're like that chick from James Bond...who wrapped her legs around guys heads and snapped their necks...
[Vesper]: evil...
[Cerridwen]: *grin*
[Vesper]: All women. Evil. It's official. After playing here, I see what really goes on in your heads.
[Vesper]: Death.
[Vesper]: Destruction.
[Vesper]: Pain.
[Vesper]: Torture.
[Vesper]: Anguish.
[Vesper]: I'm a teddy bear compared to you.
[Cerridwen]: thats all before lunch :)
[Vesper]: AND on a good day!
[Cerridwen]: heh yah a teddy bear with razor toes and foaming at the mouth maybe
[Vesper]: *cackle*
[Vesper]: Hey, look, I don't foam at the mouth
[Vesper]: ....anymore.
[Cerridwen]: oh got that fixed?
[Vesper]: Yes...the nice doctor gave me a bunch of pills and fixed that whole 'murderous rage' thing
[Cerridwen]: silly thing :)
[Vesper]: He suggested mudding if I ever felt the urge coming back.
[Vesper]: so far, it's worked.
[Cerridwen]: ahhh i understand
Vesper gives you a pigpole with LARAN's name on it.
You bat your eyelashes.
You ask, 'A pigpole?'
Vesper says, 'From the sick and twisted mind of...I have no idea who.'
You snicker softly.
Vesper says, 'Best I get rid of it now.'
Vesper says, 'If Laran saw it..'
You say, 'I don't get it...'
Vesper says, 'I'm toast.'
You say, 'hehe'
Vesper says, 'I don't even know what a pigpole is.'
You say, 'Neither do I...'
Vesper asks, 'Is it used by pigs for pole vault?'
Vesper asks, 'Fishing?'
You say, 'Um..'
Vesper sits down and thinks deeply.
You say, 'Possibly'
Vesper is making zero sense.
You ask, 'Do you ever make sense?'
Vesper gasps in astonishment.
Vesper says, 'My god...'
Vesper exclaims, 'I never do!!'
Vesper runs away in utter terror!
You hear Vesper hrm.
Vesper says, 'That's not healthy.'
You snicker softly.
Genki gossips 'Timbo is back?!?'
Timbo gossips 'I left?'
Darras gossips 'Quite a strange word. However, the other day a man told me he'd kick my ass. I don't even have a donkey. That's rather strange...'
Loric tells you 'Can I give RPP for converting my stallion into a dragon?'
You tell Loric 'Um.. I don't know if you can have a dragon, cause there's only one in the realms :)'
Loric tells you 'There is the dragon of wisdom and then there is Boon yes?'
Loric tells you 'Or at least he says he's a dragon.'
You tell Loric 'Mm.. Boon says he's a Boon :)'
You tell Loric 'Don't ask me what a boon is though...'
Loric tells you 'He came down and said he was a dragon. I didn't believe him though, until he made a lot of them and they killed everyone.'
You tell Loric 'hehe'
Shados gossips 'looking to duel'
Timbo gossips 'Looking for free money.'
Desparin gossips 'Looking for slightly used flesh, preferrably alive.'
Darras gossips 'Looking for a smile, and a few kind words.'
Timbo gossips '*checks his torso*. Used? Yep. Alive? Yep. *runs and hides*'
Nash question 'what species can use pretty pink tights? =/'
Boon answers 'what speices would want to'
Kilfer answers 'and if you join a house try your hardest not to be outcasted, It sucks so bad it is not even funny.'
Dorrin answers 'yeah. but its easy not to be outcasted, just dont spit, flip off, or totally disrespect your comrades, commanding people, and the duke you directly serve.'
Kilfer answers 'yeah what he said i did it and look at me :P'
[Dwenn]: Must resist urge to smack self in head with tack hammer...
[Chade]: tack hammer, be a man use a 12lb sledge
[Dwenn]: It broke, and a tack hammer has a chance to impale.
[Chade]: then use a drill, requires more nerve
[Tinarith]: it broke? *giggle*
[Tinarith]: pneumatic nail gun.....do it right
[Chade]: dwenn has a thick skull
[Dwenn]: With a hole saw or a wood bit?
[Chade]: the hole blade of course
[Dwenn]: Brb...
[Chade]: that way you can cap it up and be an amusement at parties
[Dwenn]: * sounds of a laboring electric motor in the background*
[Chade]: and years after your gone someone can find it add a little umbrella and straw and make marguiritas
[Dwenn]: Now the drill won't come out...The bit seized and the drill has no reverse.
[Tinarith]: now you can use the tack hammer to sink it
[Chade]: ok, I've done this before...
[Dwenn]: Brb...I have to find my hacksaw...
[Chade]: put the bit in a vise grip on the bench and pull away
[Tinarith]: i like chade's way better...airport security the way it is now, my way would hold you up longer
[Dwenn]: No can do...I'm using the vise grips to hang myself from the ceiling fan by my earlobes
[Chade]: earlobes? amateur vise to the nipple piercings!
[Tinarith]: ackkkkkkk
[Dwenn]: My nipples popped off...
[Dionae]: ew..
[Dwenn]: And you don't even want to know about the twig and berries
[Dwenn]: Ya know, this is kinda fun...'Cept that damn cord for the drill is *cough* wrapping *wheeze* my throa...
[Tinarith]: you look nice in blue :)
[Dwenn]: *floating voice* I see a bright light!
[Tinarith]: go to it!!!
[Dwenn]: *floating voice* Is that...grandma?!?!?!
[Tinarith]: is she dead?
[Dwenn]: *floating voice* AHH!!!!! Its Legion!
[Tinarith]: hate it when that 'bright light' turns out to be the fires of hell.....
-[37] Sinder Blackhand, slightly toasted
-[15] Keit Floating peacefully, until he hits a bird.
[Galdorf]: Wanna know the secret I go by to see if people get let in my house?
[Jahron]: What?
[Dwenn]: The 'you must not be this tall sign'?
[Galdorf]: If they talk like this 'can i join steelforge brigade'
[Rhoran]: hehehe that works good
[Galdorf]: They're not in
[Galdorf]: If they say 'I'd like to speak with you about entry'
[Rhoran]: you need to be able drink more ale then Galdorf.
[Galdorf]: They're in
[Jahron]: Dwarves actually can talk like that?
[Galdorf]: It's tells, man
[Dwenn]: Some of us can speak french
[Jahron]: Tells can be IC, OOC
[Jahron]: You bastard.
[Rhoran]: lol
[Jahron]: Someone forces you to 'tell galdorf I'd like to speak with you about entry'.
[Galdorf]: holy ####
Zooka gossips '*snicker*'
Dorrin answers 'eep!'
[Rhoran]: dont know my dwarf if I had one. would be like.... Lets get bloody wasted and kill some greenskins
Galdorf gossips 'sweet jesus'
[Jahron]: Oh, wait
[Dionae]: hehe
[Jahron]: it was a force all?
[Jahron]: Hahahahahahahaha
Darras gossips 'What?!'
[Someone]: yes it was a force all
[Someone]: well for mortals force #
[Jahron]: Whenever is this throwing system going to be completed, and I'm just curious... How the hell is the alchemists going to use a dart?
[Jahron]: a blowpipe?
[Dwenn]: There gonna shoot it out of their golems ass
[Jahron]: Alright.
[Jahron]: =P
[Galdorf]: wow
[Jahron]: What?
[Someone]: god I amuse myself today
[Jahron]: ?
[Galdorf]: Vesper and Jahron are in.
[Someone]: for mortals pecho galdorf # tells you 'Hello, I'm interested in joining your forces, what do I need to do?'
[Galdorf]: Oh
[Galdorf]: I hate you.
[Jahron]: Hahahahahaha.
[Vesper]: I'm in what now?
[Galdorf]: Deep ####.
[Vesper]: As usual
[Vesper]: Why this time?
[Someone]: for mortals pecho galdorf # tells you 'I'm short, I have a hairy ass, and can baa like a sheep, do I qualify?'
[Galdorf]: Thanks.
[Galdorf]: That's much appreciated.
[Someone]: sorry, hehe
[Dwenn]: You're not sorry...
[Galdorf]: Damn you imms.
[Vesper]: lol
[Someone]: actually, no, you're right, I'm not
[Jahron]: -Snicker.-
[Galdorf]: What the hell are hip waders?
[Someone]: full-length rubber boots/pants
[Someone]: you use them to trap the sheep!
[Dwenn]: Tall boots which know whats going down
[Someone]: for mortals pecho galdorf # tells you 'I've got my own hip waders, and my head is flat for use as a coaster..'
[Someone]: sorry Galdorf, I'm just in one of those moods today
[Galdorf]: meh
[Vesper]: it bothers me when people ask me questions and they add, ????????, at the end.
[Vesper]: hrm...anybody hiring?
[Jahron]: No.
[Jahron]: =]
[Vesper]: Experienced house leader. Good with people. =)
[Vesper]: don't think that is going to fly in my job search...hrm...
[Jahron]: So change the words around.
[Tilal]: technically it is leadership expirience
[Jahron]: Charistimic. Easy to talk to.
[Tilal]: and in a way.. personel management
[Jahron]: Excuse the spelling.
[Dionae]: Just con some young Baron into gambling away all his fortune and then take over his barony when he dies...
[Vesper]: =) Not a bad idea, Dionae...
[Dionae]: It worked once :)
[Vesper]: I think the people down in Manhattan might laugh at me and have me arrested...but worth tryin' out, hehe.
John question 'can i hide durring battle?'
Aval answers 'No'
Cerridwen answers 'no...after you engage you are not hidden anymore'
You answer 'No.. you could try, but I think at that point, they know you're there :)'
[Cerridwen]: rofl
[Cerridwen]: you think?
[Cerridwen]: "who's attacking me? is it that hidden dude over there?"
[Dionae]: hehe
[Cerridwen]: cant be because he's hiding!
Timbo says, 'Laul holds the record for most wives killed.'
Timbo nods sagely.
Laul nods in enthusiastic agreement with Timbo.
Wenlin shouts 'The Blue Caps declare war on the ///s!'
Timbo shouts 'All ///s shall die!'
[Cerridwen]: i need to get married and have a kid already
[Rhoran]: why?
[Dionae]: hehe
[Rhoran]: I am married hehehe I think still am hehe
[Cerridwen]: so i can have an heir
[Rhoran]: you got a sister for an heir
[Cerridwen]: true
[Rhoran]: I doubt any Tel'Aros that havent been hung or burned or piked left for me to have an heir
[Tinarith]: i hear vesper's available again ;)
[Vesper]: Hey
[Vesper]: wait
[Vesper]: I thought we had a kid!!!???
[Rhoran]: he is marrying laran dont want used goods
[Vesper]: DON'T DENY IT.
[Cerridwen]: chortie doesnt count
[Vesper]: what???
[Cerridwen]: we're not married...he's a bastard
[Cerridwen]: i am the only bastard in this family thank you
[Vesper]: Hey, you made him.
[Cerridwen]: you helped
[Vesper]: I just supplied the necessary tools.
[Vesper]: I didn't tell you how to use them.
[Cerridwen]: he's half you
[Vesper]: is not
[Vesper]: he's all you.
[Cerridwen]: is too
[Cerridwen]: he's half vespietized
[Vesper]: he looks nothing like me...in fact...he looks more like... Galdorf.
[Cerridwen]: ...
[Vesper]: I knew it.
[Vesper]: You slept with the dwarf.
[Jahron]: Guys, keep it in tells? We don't want to hear family business.
[Jahron]: Thank you.
[Rhoran]: hehehe as long as doesnt look like me.. already got desparin saying I am sleeping with cerri hehehe
[Laran]: ?
[Cerridwen]: um no
[Rhoran]: dont need more saying it hehe
[Vesper]: how could you? =)
[Laran]: am I the only house leader who is a virgin?
[Cerridwen]: cerri is heh
[Rhoran]: I am married :)
[Vesper]: Vesper's a virgin.
[Dionae]: hehe
[Rhoran]: :coughs: Bullsh#@$#$#
[Cerridwen]: *read the story board ho*
[Vesper]: hey now
[Vesper]: heh
[Laran]: and winged monkeys fly out of my arse
Zooka gossips 'Are you sorry Silma for trying to put the poor Nixie people into turmoil by killing their only King and Queen?'
Silma gossips 'yes, but they had such pretty stuff o-o'
-[28] Hyalin, Master of All Underneath His Fingernails
Darras question 'What is TMS?'
Timbo answers 'Timbo's Mighty Sword, of course'
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