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Old 05-03-2002, 01:14 PM   #84
Alastair
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Err... Cry some more, newbie?

Obviously, you missed the clue train two posts ago. The thing on the left side of your keyboard, between the shift and the tab key, is called "caps lock". You seem to be prone to hitting it accidentaly every so often.
Don't. Even if you're dislexic. It makes you look even more like a clueless newbie than usual.

What was that Russian quote again? Just because you didn't complete the word doesn't it make less of an insult. Not like I cared to be called a bastard by the likes of you.

I do. Try the MUD Humour boards. That's often funny.

No.

Stop spamming.

Start realizing there's no sure way to know upfront if a thread is serious or "funny" to you beforehand. Look at this one: I bet it looked very funny to you when you started it. I expect you realize it has become a serious thread in the meantime.

Just because you're a topic started doesn't mean that you can decide what follow-ups are in order. That, too, is a reason to cut down on your "funny spam".

And since you still didn't get it, again: There is no way to avoid downloading your spam once you look at a thread. So please don't spam.

Or even better: if you absolutely feel you need to infest us with your drivel, and absent a "chat and banter" forum where you can keep exploring the limits to your notions of fun all by yourself, I suggest a compromise: Start your "fun" threads with a tag like [SPAM], [HHOK], [S_LFUN] at the beginning of the subject line, and we will be more than happy to keep very far away from such threads.
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