If he's not taking bribes, we can't be bribing him. In order to bribe someone, someone else has to take a bribe. If he's not accepting bribes, we're not bribing, and as we're not offering bribes, I know he's not taking them from us.
Either he's taking bribes, or we're not bribing him. (It's the latter for those of you just tuning in.)
--matt
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