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...magically ripping out its bones and turning them into toothpicks, and frying up the chicken...
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Eloquai: I'll tell you what would even out bone darts.. if it took one corpse per casting
Melopene: how so?
Eloquai: Because think about it. What sense does it make that you can conjure a material thing from thin air? Especially BONES.
Eloquai: Where the #### plane do you draw bones from?
Melopene: hehe
Melopene: now that would rock
Melopene: and it would make it reasonable
Eloquai: Yea
Eloquai: It makes sense. Corpse = has bones in it
Eloquai: Bones = naturally sharp
Eloquai: Rip bones out, hurl./
Eloquai: Then I could make fun of necromancers. They'd be good for KFC.
Eloquai: "would you like your chicken boneless sir?"
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