Don't honk; I'm reloading my crossbow.

It has to be said...

Do you wanna see my longsword?

I am the proud parent of an archmage...

Honk if you're tall, handsome, and the son of a major deity...

I survived the eighth level of the abyss and all I got was this lousy sticker...

Support honest justicars...

Don't laugh, It could be your familiar in here...

My girlfriend's a vampire...

Souls, Blood, or Sex... Nobody rides for free...

CAUTION: Never Drive Faster Than Your Angel Can Fly

Here Dragon, Dragon!

Life is a Witch and then you Fly

My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God

My Other Car Is A Broom

Tree Hugging Dirt Worshiper

Why Get Real? Plastic is Cheaper & comes in prettier colors

Do Not Enter Dragons Only

Warning Invisible Dragon in Back Seat

It's A Druid Thing

Love Your Enemies. It really gets them confused.

Dragon Parking Only

My Parents Taught Me to Fight for Justice

Necrophilia Is Dead

*Pasted on the back of a pony*My other horse is a unicorn

Save a horse. Ride a Nazgul.

Love me, love my hyppogriff

Chlorinate the gene pool – kill a human. :-)

(For dragons) If you can read this, you’re in my dump zone

Actually spotted: "My other char is an imm"

(posted ontop of the saddle of a mount)

"If you can read this, the bastard fell of."

Ahem

The B2 bomber's text should clearly read:

"If you can see this ... You know that another 2 billion USD has been spent on a single warplane. How many public schools, hospitals or infrastructure improvements could have been bought for THAT ammount of money?"

(on a dragon)
Lead, follow, or...oh ####, who am I kidding? You're all toast anyway.

(a couple in-jokes)
Kiss my gfb!
Firebolts don't kill people, Daring kills people.

(on a mage's mount)
Suck my fireballs!

I defeated the Dragon King and all I got is this 3rd degree burn over 90% of my body!

(another one for a dragon)
I've got heartburn and I'm not afraid to use it!

My sword's bigger than your sword.

(on a horse about to be eaten by a dragon)
Do you want fries with that?

Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

Dragons are hot lovers.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

If we aren't supposed to eat humans, why are they made of meat?

It's a druid thing.

Druids go home, your forests need you.

Remember, pillage first... then burn!

Well, this day was a total waste of mana!

Your village called... their idiot is missing.

(Ones I've seen, or seen and improvised on to sound more muddish)

Serpentia, Underlord of Destruction
from Adventures Unlimited.

The way to a man's heart is between his third and fourth ribs.

Dragon meat DOES taste like chicken.

My God ate your God for lunch.

"Not all those who wander are lost"

Make potions, not spears!
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Swords don't kill mages; warriors kill mages.
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When the GameMaster smiles, it's all over.

(stuck on the door of the Necromancer's Guild)

You don't have to be evil to work here, but it helps!

Demarian nobles have their underclassers do it for them.

New Alhiran Demarians do it themselves.

(Edited: December 22, 2004)

Recall is for whimps.

Conjure in one hand and #### in the other.  See which fills up first.

There are two kinds of people in this world,
... those with blood on their hands, and corpses.
...Pacifists and the enemy.
...those who speak common, and those who are common.
...elven-kin and the ugly people.
...people you can trust and psions.

If Detox potion comes in contact with eyes, flush with Holy Water and contact your local healer.

The Creator is snooping you.

Slab my Tord.

Victim says what?

If you're illiterate, then I could be insulting you now.

I want to be reincarnated as an intangible.

I'm with zombified.

If it's too loud I can always remove your ears.

My Dark Queen thinks I'm special.

The Empire shall rise again!

I'll give up my daggers when you loot them from my corpse.

Pity the adventurer whose poetic side is stimulated by the smell of this outhouse.

The only good demon is a banished demon.
The only thing worse than cannibalism is cooked meat.

Pwipe happens.