Crunchie.

Living Death or Buried Alive (props to anyone who knows what i'm talking about)

aes sedai (Duh)(forsaken womps)

Quartering or decapitation (Quartering is when you are tied up to four horses by your hands and feet and they pull you apart.)

Decapitation. (Quartering takes longer, I'd think..)

Bobby pins or hair clips?

Hair clips.

Doritos or popcorn?

Popcorn.

Pistachios or peanuts?

Pistachios.

Blueberries or Strawberries?

strawberry (less messy)

chocolate or sex...

Chocolate (1 - I'm surprised you had to ask and 2 - I don't have the required experience to choose anything else)

Beetles or Rolling Stones?

Rolling stones (they're more useful for killing things)

Barbie or Sindy?

Barbie. (Sindy sounds evil for some reason..)

Rosettes or Rosebuds?

Rosebuds.

::grin:: or *grin*?

*grin*

Brownies or Twinkies?

Brownies.

Eternal life or painful death?

Eternal life.

Pikachu or Pichu?

Pikachu.

Mars bars or Snickers?

Snickers.

Twinked-out elf or RP-wise dwarf?

RP-wise dwarf.

"Get Off My Back" or "Reflection"?

Get off my back

Rock or Rap?