Doesn't make it so there are less people in the city, therefore less money for the team? Will the Mariners ever get to a World Series?

Your Russian grandmother?

I have a Russian grandmother?

Wasn't that you? Or was it Santrilla's your grandmother?

*blinks. Peers at Enzo's question and blinks again* You're asking if Santrilla's my grandmother? Is Santrilla anywhere near that old? Is Santrilla even going to touch that question? Or am I just misreading your question, Enzo?

why has this post become into a dicussion about our grandmothers? isn't it a little rude?

changing the theme, how have you been?

Aren't we all just fine and dandy?

If you were, would you read my mind?
Can you read your own mind?
What would happen? Would it create a feedback loop?

And did anyone try making the cat/toast contraption yet?

Wouldn't the universe cause the point of the paradox to vanish?

And aren't there some fairly young grandmothers out there?

Surely the universe is just a thing, and doesn't have a personality? And surely therefore it can neither like nor dislike paradoxes? Anyway, whether it gets rid of it or not, will the consequences not be random and disastrous anyway?

Do you think you're old enough to be a grandparent?

Who says the universe doesn't have a personality?

And why doesn't one have to have children before one can have grandchildren?

Isn't the universe complex enough to have a personality? Because we have personalities, doesn't that mean that the universe does, as we are part of it?

What about grandpeople-in-laws?

Dont inatimate objects have no personality?
If they did, does everything have their own free-will, to chose what and where they go as they chose?

What the heck is a grandpeople-in-laws?

Doesn't it depend on how you define a personality? I mean, we think we have "free will", but do we choose whether gravity affects us or not?

Yeah, what the heck IS a grandpeople-in-laws?

Aren't grandpeople-in-laws the grandparents of the person you marry?

Maybe it's making my head hurt trying to figure it out?

hello??

Isn't "The Sound of Music" or "Annie" (or whatever the one with Little Orphan Annie in it is really called) better?

freezing, I think?

can you imagine what a great climate I'm having at my city?

Why do you get the great climate? Why not others?

how can a climate be great are they not all the same?

Doesn't the climate differ depending on the latitude of an area, therefore causing a lot of variation?

maybe it just better and more stable the climate the nearer you get to the equator line?

I'm still curious if we get cookies?

Doesn't everyone get cookies anyway? Have you philistines never heard of the Cookie Fairy?

There's a Cookie Fairy?

There are egg gnomes, so why not a Cookie Fairy?

there are egg gnomes?

Is there any proof that egg gnomes and Cookie Fairies exist?

Well, how do you explain how the cookies magically appear in the cookie jar? Or eggs suddenly pop into existence beneath chickens?

Aren't chicken eggs the product of natural processes?

how can you be sure? I mean, the last time I played a staring contest with a sitting chicken I totally lost (got bored and sleepy). Then, have you won a stare-at-the-chicken-until-it-laids-an-egg contest to prove it?

does it seem that roubhe has to much time in their hands?

If we're answering this, does it seem like we all have too much time on our hands?

Isn't this just a mindless form of entertainment for us poor MUDding fools, to take our minds off swords and sorcery for a few moments?

Why do you assume that all of us do swords and sorcery stuff?