to offer Shadowstrike some tea and crumpets. After so many posts, he forgot to fall in love, and instead panicked and

...wished that none of this had ever happened to him! Before he realized the ramifications of his words the ring in response started to glow and with a sudden bright flash...

He was back with the bums in the streets of Seattle. Shadowstrike looked around, but couldn't figure out where he was. Then it donned on him. He was at...

the riverside, and Gluteus Maximus was about to burst into flames. Thinking quickly, Shadowstrike...

Fetched water insted of the gasoliene that the Fire Department used. He dumped the water on the fire, which

caused Gletues Maximus to melt. Screaming, "I'm melting..." Shadowstrike burst into tears, as...

The fire department ran in with the gasoliene, because someone else called. The firefighters got a bit confused and threw the gasoliene on ShadowStrike because he was wearing his orange and red tie-dye shirt that day. The gas' fumes

smelt, oddly enough, of blue cheese. Shadowstrike had a chronic fear of blue cheese and leapt shrieking into the river, saving himself from painful combustion. Meanwhile...

The strange Arab man that ShadowStrike saw in the last "timeline" ran into the area yelling, 'Allah akbar!!!' With ShadowStrike in the water momentarily, and the people profoundly confuzzled,

there was nothing left to do but to break into song. Shadowstrike watched in horror as everybody danced and sang tacky lyrics to terrible music. Then he realised with more horror that he was IN A MUSICAL!

But "joy" turned to horror as the Arab man choked on the piece of chicken bone he had tried to eat. All of a sudden, he just collapsed, dead as a doorknob's nail. Shadowstrike, remembering the man's "earlier" help, exclaimed, "...

"WTF man! That was my chicken!" Whipping out his weapon Shadowstrike looked at the men singing...

...when Legolis the elf came out from somewhere and jumped in with the singing and performed a nude rendition of Silmarillion: The Musical. In utter terror Shadowstrike screamed and sat up gasping for breath. A dream... it had all been a dream! He remembered that after he had aquired the ring he has wished for a restful nap and had immediately fallen asleep in the shop of the old man...

but strangely enough, certain parts of his dream were still real. For example, there was now an elf running around outside naked, and the shopkeeper was singing. Shadowstrike decided the best idea would be to

...make a new wish. Shadowstrike then wished to be in a galaxy far far away. When the wish was complete he found himself facing down a squadron of storm troopers..

at'leth which he had bought before his wish at a Star Trek convention. He gave a great cry, lifted his bat'leth and...

wondered what a bat'leth was. Still, he killed all the stormtroopers with it. Yoda appeared and said 'My son, you have done well. Now you are ready to know that a bat'leth is actually...