i have my massive rod and ill use it...

The best one I have seen on a mud yet is:

"I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"

"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation."

dont think i spelled it right.

My usual battle cry is as follows:


ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST.


Literally...

AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!

Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"Here, pixie pixie pixie..."

One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.

A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud...

"DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"

A motto taken from Discworld MUD (guild of warriors):
If It Moves, Kill It. If It Doesn't Move, Wait For It To Move. Then Kill It.

Best warcries I ever saw:

Barbarian yells 'ARRRRGHHHHHHH WEEBLE WEEBLE bling timmie zip!'

Someone yells 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Gimp yells 'For the honor of Greyskull!' (obvious He-man fan)

(The next barbarian used to cry this before running into any battle hacking crazily)
Barbarian yells 'Me stomp you good!'

Goodie yells 'DIE YOU EVIL SADISTIC MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEVILISH DESIGNS (and kids who talk in the cinema)!'

Bob yells 'If you can hear this, I'm going to kill you!'

All the wacries I ever used were all RP ones because I never really went OOC even if it was allowed, so no point in posting them cause they're not funny.