"Not all those who wander are lost"

Make potions, not spears!
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Swords don't kill mages; warriors kill mages.
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When the GameMaster smiles, it's all over.

(stuck on the door of the Necromancer's Guild)

You don't have to be evil to work here, but it helps!

Demarian nobles have their underclassers do it for them.

New Alhiran Demarians do it themselves.

(Edited: December 22, 2004)

Recall is for whimps.

Conjure in one hand and #### in the other.  See which fills up first.

There are two kinds of people in this world,
... those with blood on their hands, and corpses.
...Pacifists and the enemy.
...those who speak common, and those who are common.
...elven-kin and the ugly people.
...people you can trust and psions.

If Detox potion comes in contact with eyes, flush with Holy Water and contact your local healer.

The Creator is snooping you.

Slab my Tord.

Victim says what?

If you're illiterate, then I could be insulting you now.

I want to be reincarnated as an intangible.

I'm with zombified.

If it's too loud I can always remove your ears.

My Dark Queen thinks I'm special.

The Empire shall rise again!

I'll give up my daggers when you loot them from my corpse.

Pity the adventurer whose poetic side is stimulated by the smell of this outhouse.

The only good demon is a banished demon.
The only thing worse than cannibalism is cooked meat.

Pwipe happens.