MUD Humor

Xanferious · 04-25-2002, 11:27 PM

i have my massive rod and ill use it...

Keljorian · 04-26-2002, 05:25 PM

The best one I have seen on a mud yet is:

"I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"

Xanferious · 04-26-2002, 07:31 PM

"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation."

dont think i spelled it right.

The Vorpal Tribble · 04-28-2002, 11:26 AM

My usual battle cry is as follows:

ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST.

Literally...

Xanferious · 04-28-2002, 09:30 PM

AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!

TheDemonMaster · 05-01-2002, 11:46 AM

Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rytorth · 01-06-2003, 07:12 PM

CSmith_Fan · 01-06-2003, 11:21 PM

Santrilla · 01-07-2003, 06:43 AM

"Here, pixie pixie pixie..."

One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.

Adelai · 01-07-2003, 10:44 AM

A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud...

"DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"

Xerihae · 01-17-2003, 12:02 PM

A motto taken from Discworld MUD (guild of warriors):
If It Moves, Kill It. If It Doesn't Move, Wait For It To Move. Then Kill It.

Best warcries I ever saw:

Barbarian yells 'ARRRRGHHHHHHH WEEBLE WEEBLE bling timmie zip!'

Someone yells 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Gimp yells 'For the honor of Greyskull!' (obvious He-man fan)

(The next barbarian used to cry this before running into any battle hacking crazily)
Barbarian yells 'Me stomp you good!'

Goodie yells 'DIE YOU EVIL SADISTIC MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEVILISH DESIGNS (and kids who talk in the cinema)!'

Bob yells 'If you can hear this, I'm going to kill you!'

All the wacries I ever used were all RP ones because I never really went OOC even if it was allowed, so no point in posting them cause they're not funny.

CSmith_Fan · 01-22-2003, 09:14 PM

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04-25-2002, 11:27 PM	#41
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	i have my massive rod and ill use it...

04-26-2002, 05:25 PM	#42
Keljorian Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Aberdeen MD Posts: 56	The best one I have seen on a mud yet is: "I defend this castle in the name of the buble duck! Quack! Pop! Quack!"

04-26-2002, 07:31 PM	#43
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	"I am a Priest of Torm, and i will teach you how to fight temptation of evil clerics. but before you fight it you must learn it, come here child and behold my rod of damnation." dont think i spelled it right.

04-28-2002, 11:26 AM	#44
The Vorpal Tribble Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 203	My usual battle cry is as follows: ROWWWRRRROOWWWWRRRRPPHHHSSSSSSSSSSTTTSTST. Literally...

04-28-2002, 09:30 PM	#45
Xanferious Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The Void Posts: 490	AHHHHH! WHERE ARE THE PANTIES!

05-01-2002, 11:46 AM	#46
TheDemonMaster Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 54	Please hold for HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

01-06-2003, 07:12 PM	#47
Rytorth Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 364

01-06-2003, 11:21 PM	#48
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90

01-07-2003, 06:43 AM	#49
Santrilla Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brighton, England Posts: 387	"Here, pixie pixie pixie..." One of mine, when attacking the Pixie Forest.

01-07-2003, 10:44 AM	#50
Adelai New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York (state, not city) Posts: 17	A bit late... my favorite, used by my mentor in one Mud... "DeathBunnies CHARGE!!!"

01-17-2003, 12:02 PM	#51
Xerihae Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Name: Chris Location: Wolverhampton, UK Posts: 358	A motto taken from Discworld MUD (guild of warriors): If It Moves, Kill It. If It Doesn't Move, Wait For It To Move. Then Kill It. Best warcries I ever saw: Barbarian yells 'ARRRRGHHHHHHH WEEBLE WEEBLE bling timmie zip!' Someone yells 'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Gimp yells 'For the honor of Greyskull!' (obvious He-man fan) (The next barbarian used to cry this before running into any battle hacking crazily) Barbarian yells 'Me stomp you good!' Goodie yells 'DIE YOU EVIL SADISTIC MOTHER OF NUMEROUS DEVILISH DESIGNS (and kids who talk in the cinema)!' Bob yells 'If you can hear this, I'm going to kill you!' All the wacries I ever used were all RP ones because I never really went OOC even if it was allowed, so no point in posting them cause they're not funny.

01-22-2003, 09:14 PM	#52
CSmith_Fan Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 90

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